open for business

Legends tell of something called a “blog”, a portmanteau of the words “web” and “log”. I figure 2013 is close enough to the Everything That Ever Was Available Forever singularity as posited by Patton Oswalt that I can get away with saying whatever I want in the morass that is the internet.

So I will shquat (“shit”/”squat”) on the tisting (“time”/”wasting or festering”) pustern (“pus-filled”/”cistern”) that is the internet (“internal, or these days, international”/”network”) until I squeeze out a modisfying (“moderately”/”satisfying”) bunch of logs (i.e. “shit”) for the purposes of edutainment.

Look out world! Here comes an order of authentic chow mein hahahahahahaha

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